The Holey Bible, by Florry (2024)

1.

Pull the car over, I gotta puke, you're no good at driving highKick me out the door as soon as we stop, I'm not tryna mess up my rideand that's why:Hey good lookin, didn't I tell you you can't hold my hand?Yeah, I told you last night when you were too drunk to understandThat was the time when I saw you at the CVS last evening, you were drunk and high tooWell the show was good and the beer was cheapbut I gotta get home so I can sleepYou can take me home in my SUV, you can tuck me into bed but you can't kiss me cos I'm beatAnd hey good lookin, didn't I tell you you can't hold my hand?Yeah, I told you last night when you were too drunk to understandThat was the time when I saw you at the CVS last evening, you were drunk and high too

2.

Take my heart and be kindYou're my special one but I'm in my fragile mindI-i-iLast night in my dreams I saw you on top of meYou took my trust and placed it inside of youThat's something I need, it's something you can teach me, yeahTake my heart and be kindYou're my special one but I'm in my fragile mindI-i-iWhen my baby's pleased, yeah well it pleases meWhen she wants to give it back.. ah well, yeahThat's something I need and it's something you can teach me, yeahTake my heart and be kindYou're my special one but I'm in my fragile mindI-i-iTake my heart

3.

Hot weather in my bonesHot weather's at homeHot weather, making you roughHot weather's in loveBaby says wants to be amazedBaby's love keeps me in placeWell, baby's love means a lotBaby's love, givin all I gotI need a man to keep me scared,I need a woman to get me thereHot weather in my headHot weather's the bestHot weather, making it rainHot weather's insaneBaby says wants to see me pacedBaby says wants to be amazedWell, baby's love means a lotBaby's love, givin all I gotI need a man to keep me scared,I need a woman tooHot weather in my headHot weather's the bestHot weather, making it rainHot weather's insaneHot weather beatin out my chestHot weather's the bestHot weather, making you toughHot weather's in love

4.

The sky is blue and you are toobut you’re my man and I’ll stand by youBut what you want is tangible, yeah what you want is painfulI am down but my love’s still bigOn the ground, the wind’s shaken all of my figsPick them up, you can sell them in townFill you up til the next time you come aroundYou say I’ve touched you, well honey you’ve touched me tooAnd the rain still just rains down on me and you still just drive on by meAll I’m doing is standing up, but you seem to hate that viewYou’re hurting me but I’m just trying to love youI am down but my love’s still bigOn the ground, the wind’s shaken all of my figsPick them up, you can sell them in townFill you up til the next time you come around

5.

Well I've been waiting all year just to get to thisand it's finally here I can feel itcos I think it's the day I can finally say I put those old weary bones awayI know it's a big fall and allWell it's a brand new day on the winningI've been here all along since the beginningI can finally say I remember the day I put those old weary bones awayI know it's a big fall and alllI know it's a big fall and alllI know it's a big fall and alllI know it's a big fall and alllI know it's a big fall and alllI know it's a big fall and alll

6.

It's a big day, gonna see you againBig winter's come, start over againBut it's so hard for me to come down from my big highGive me your hand, won't you be my mirror?I really wanna think of something nice like my better yearsand try to make senseIt's been a couple months since I saw youAfter our big fall, what've you been up to?But it's so hard for me to see us as what we were thenGive me your hand, I'm your mirrorI really don't wanna think about it, I just wanna goand try to make senseIt's a big day, gonna see you againBig winter's come, start over again

7.

II like you and I think I could love youI think of you and I think I could love youI had lost myself in Septemberand I have been better cos you're just so familiar when we talk to each otherI like you and I think I could love youI think of you and I think I could love youBut you're just such a manand you may not always understandYou may not be my lover but you're my favorite

8.

Well I wish I read what it said on the plaque but I couldn't get a good view and I'm sorry but I don't think Im able to get the whole picture nowWell a crowd of balloons flew up into the engine of a big commercial planeand with a tip of the hat the pilot turned to the other and said "Looks like we're going down"The hostage called into the show looking to get on the air, said "This could be my last dance but I just wanted to say I was a real big fan"Well I wish I heard what you said to me when we were at the park the other day but the construction was loud and I have bad hearing so why don't you say it now? Why don't you say it again? Why don't you say it now?

9.

Out on American highways is where I wanna walk,whenever I feel homesick I lift my thumb to GodCos on American highways is where I wanna bestaring into the headlights of angels takin me from the streetsCos I'm livin livin livin livin tallCos I'm the great American freeway by your mallCos I'm livin livin livin livin tallYeah I'm the great American highway in us allI'm the travelin amoeba takin you for a rideTurn your back on me once and I'm gone in the nightCos I got no lovers, I'm just a real friendly galface down in a ditch, pickin myself up somehowCos I'm livin livin livin livin tallCos I'm the great American freeway by your mallCos I'm livin livin livin livin tallYeah I'm the great American highway in us all

10.

Theres a big picture you wanna show the worldTheres a big picture of you as an artist you wanna show the worldYou wanna be an artist but youll always be a girlHow will I tie myself to this postHow will I tie myself to this post without feeling too lostI thought the shock would be good for me but it’s a line I never crossedI felt so tough when I yanked the life lineI felt so tough doing those writings of mineNo kid should be an artistNo kid should have to dieTheres a big moment when your loves left youTheres a big moment when your arts left you and you’re not sure what to doYou hate your art but you love it tooYou hate your love but you love it too

11.

On your own you got no one to watch you f*ck it all upWhats it like? We all wanna knowHow is it to love you?To love youTo love you from where you areIs it cold mama? Is it dark?Or is it warm and bright all the timeWe all wanna know just what its likeDont gotta be now but just tell me howMaybe drop a lineBaby, maybe Ill see you againmaybe I’ll see you again